These are the most stupid questions that people ask to try the level of patience of the person, and some subtle witty satirical answers that people blow, just for fun:
1. At Movie Hall: At Ticket Counter-
Q:Hey..! What are you doing here..?
A:Don't you know, these days I am selling black tickets over here.
2. In Bus: A Fat lady in a bus with pin-pointed heels steps on your foot-
Q: Did that hurt you?
A: No not at all, I am on local anaesthesia..! Why don't you try again..
3. In Bedroom while sleeping disturbing you-
Q:Hey Are you sleeping?
A: No I was not, I was on trying self-hypnotism during night.
4. When your friend meets after a hair-cut near a barber's shop-
Q: Hey what happened to your hair?
A: As it's autumn, my hair is also shedding like leaves.
