1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch. 2. Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of the Telephone When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 5. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre. 6. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 7.Bath Theorem When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, ...